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Friday, May 1, 2009

The Vodafone Bhabhi :P

Baffled? Confused?

Yes, this is about my friend/bro ‘X’ (name not disclosed on request), who uses a Vodafone Postpaid card.. : )

Since a couple of weeks he was getting countless missed calls from this girl ‘Y’ (name not disclosed, though, she,‘Y’ disclosed it to X). Missed Calls, SMSs, Calls, Sweet Talks and for everything, ‘X’ was at the receiving end : )

Rate of recurrence was taking no back seat.

A few of the SMSs:                                                               

Shayad Aapko achchha nahi lagta mujhse baat karna, but I like you. I’m waiting.                                                                            Mujhe aap pasand ho.

And this guy ‘X’ had little idea of what was going on, Befuddled and Frustrated (also due to submissions), he once called her back and asked what was the entire thing about …. In response, she gave X her Rediffmail email id and password to know who she was. X went online, logged in… Clueless about what to do further, X asked Y what to do next. As told by her he checked out her pics in the My Photos section (dunno since when rediff keeps such a section).Anyways…

Seeing the pics, X recollected her face..and BANG !!!!!!! she was the Vodafone Receptionist who took his payment at the store the other day. He fell down laughing.. X’s mom too couldn’t help but laugh !!  : D She confessed her feelings about him, that how she fell for him in the first look and how she is not interested in anything else, but just wanted him to know about it.

And my idiot friend/bro ‘X’ oblivious (or pretending so) of the entire thing didn’t even go and try having a chat with her the next day… Mad, Isn’t he? Hehe!*Dude, ask her out for a Coffee atleast ! :D*

BUT,

Now I know about Vodafone’s success in such a short time :P , nice way to get hold of customers n forever!And what did it take? Some miss(ed) calls? Some SMSs? Worth it if it assures you a customer X who will, ‘then’ceforth, always pay his bill on time : ) .. Cheers Vodafone! Great way to get Promising Customers ! :D

To find out X and Y , Solve the equations in your Algebra text book, class Tenth :P .. . Coz that’s the only way you get to know what is X and Y.

:P

Goodnight/day!

3 comments:

Sumeet Gupta said...

i hav heard dis story somewhere i guess... :)

The Instinct said...

u must've heard, dude!

we all know him... :D

So well !!!!

Unknown said...

hey hey hey!
man!!!! there are needy people here too!!! :P

My mobile service provider is also Vodafone.... can anyone please get me through that Mr. X???

That Ms. Y must have a colleague... i think even i need to lay down some good plans (also for my mobile phone B-D)