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Thursday, April 30, 2009

OMEGLE . . . ???

omegle

Yes, Omegle.

Not on the lines of Orkut Facebook Hi5 or Zorpia and the likes … This is utterly strange with an entirely out-of-the-ordinary concept.. but quite addictive.. (not to me, tho) (my friends)

Check out how they establish themselves…….

Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

He ends with saying-                                                                     Send feedback to Omegle (or a job offer to its founder)

Its real exciting, I tell you, and coolest thing is YOU DON’T NEED TO LOG IN OR SIGN IN…. JUST GET STARTED !!!

Try out once guys, Its worth it…. Cant write much coz have to sleep, got to study tomorrow, sorry! But hey, saw? :P just yesterday i posted this On a Break… post and today I’m writing again! Neer, I guess, you were right!!!! : )

Goodnight/day!

On a Break..

Hehe… No, not ON A BREAK like Ross and Rachel . (F.R.I.E.N.D.S.)  ( Sad, :( I’m going to miss it too).I’m on a break from blogging for almost 20 days from now don’t know exactly how many days (Max 20 days)… Blame it on our 6th semester exams… ***Hey, its my Third year Engineering coming to end… only one year left now, for Graduation.. sounds not so good : ( ***… anyways… without deviating much from the topic… let me confess…

I wont be able to blog much (ha!, as if I do much!)

I’ll try posting but I find it hardly possible coz of great workload that surrounds and the fact that I have not been studying regularly amplifies the workload.

Secondly, I need suggestions from you, my friendly blog readers.. Refer to the right side column. If I should change the template or keep this on.. the reason why I want to change is present template’s inflexibility.. it doesn’t allow me to change the colors and fonts on the page. But in the end its your choice, my people! : )

Do post your choices, no hurry though, coz last date’s too far..

P.S.- Never trust me when I say I wont be able to post… A bad paper can shatter me severe enough to come and vent my anger/sadness here. (Considering my situation right now, this is most probable)

Again P.SDo vote on your option. Its voting season everywhere… here too :D

Take care, Friends! Until I return from the exile… :P

Goodnight/day!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Fake IPL Player

This entire IPL world is buzzing, one thing thats making the hearsay is the 'Fake IPL Player'

He claims to be from the KKR's team! and has successfully kept his identity hidden! He posts all the happenings of the dressing room in detail by using code names for the players...

eg:
Lordie- Sourav Ganguly
Sheikh- Shane Warne
Dildo- Shahrukh Khan
some which i could make out...

If you haven't read it yet, make sure you do ! He has posted as many as 28 posts ... each worth reading atleast once.... 
check out here


This can be a fake faking on a fake profile but we cant dismiss it so easily. Why? well, you have to read it once, to believe it...

The fake ipl player has as many as 2570 something followers and each post he posts gets, on an avg, as many as 130 comments.

Its an extremely popular blog!
Check out! HERE


Goodnight/day!

Thought of the day

All's well that ends well.

 

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Murphy in Cricket

Lack of posting on my blog has worthy reason behind it, tons of new stuff going on in my Life. I wanted to write today and it’s unbelievable I am actually writing a post! *Someone please pinch me, to make sure this is real!* ‘cause things aren’t going my way, of late, and this has made me bank so much on the Murphy’s Law.

Statement of Murphy’s Law-

If anything can go wrong, it will.

And in my life, it is!                                                                        

No matter how hard a fight you give, if you were destined to lose, you do lose! Yes, I’m talking about the Thursday’s match between the Kolkata Knight Riders and Rajasthan Royals. Everything looked decent. The score- gettable, The Wickets- Available, RR- Attainable, Dada- On the crease. BUT!!! Murphy’s law- so true…

The match turned out to be a tie, calling for the Super Over. Now this is where everything went wrong correctly  hehe!.. I don’t understand what in McCullum’s brain/mind made him come to a verdict of sending a spinner to bowl the super over! x-(

A spinner!!??? That too, one who’s not a Shane Warne or a Murali or a Kumble!!???

One who himself doesn’t know where his ball is going to turn ! Now considering everything else went hell so perfect, WHY McCullum’s brain disregarded that spinners get thumped much easily!Anybody?     -That’s where Murphy’s Law gets the due recognition!Yet again.

A most Stupid decision in the History of Cricket, I call it, rendering every person in World questioning every bit of it. and the core of it being WHY!

Only one answer-

Murphy’s Law- If anything can go wrong, it will.

It did.

Thank you, Murphy, for giving us one law which accounts for everything which a mortal can’t. Only you could answer WHY regarding the decision of the Captain of KKR!

In Murphy.. we trust!

Goodnight/day!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

IPL* + no PL**=Excuse for bad Result

The IPL fever is on...
The everyday debate in College. The Supporters, The Critics and The Indifferent ones (this category must get a life!), all doing their every bit to make their point heard!

Person 1:"Aaj to Rajasthan Jeetega! Shane Warne kya bowling dalta hai."
Person 2:"kya Ukhada usne 3 wicket leke??"  

Person X: "Dude, this time it has to be Mumbai ya!" 
Person Y: "Nahi Yaar, Hyderabad ka team dekh, Kya team hai, Gilchrist aur Gibbs! Aur kya   chahiye!"

Person A: "You saw? Dada kaise out hogaya pehle match mein, khelna ata nahi to khelta kyun hai, that too wasting 2 Goddamn overs producing only one run, WTF!!"
Me : (hitting him hard in his back)  "Shut up, A, Stop judging him right in match one!"(in vengeance, I hide the assignment of this person A, just prior to submission :P, i did return him, but only after the submission was over :D)

Person D: "Enough of IPL guys, how much have you done with Control Systems, portion's too vast! "
All of us: (ignoring him) "Whatever!"

Then there are people wearin T shirts of the teams they support, with Kolkata's Tee looking the best in the lot, black and yellow. Then the Mumbai Indians', the Blue tee with the Mumbai Indians icon, this Tee though is more popular here. and looks really fabulous!

Not only the students, the teachers too are gripped with the IPL fever, a teacher literally relieved us to catch up with the 4pm match!

On the whole IPL rocks the whole nation like a Calamity !! :D no matter where its played, here or abroad! :)  What i like about IPL is the 'Unity in Diversity' that it brings in! And only thing i don't like about it is, its time. its scheduled just before our even sem exams and what makes it worst is 'no PL' !!! though it offers us great excuse for scoring not so good. :P

Will come up with more, soon. have to study for Machine design test scheduled tomo. :)
Sorry.. wanna write so much but, hardly possible. bubbye!

*IPL= Indian Premier League ( get a life, if you dinno this)
**PL= Preparation Leave (do Engineering to experience its useless-ness)

Goodnight/day!




Monday, April 20, 2009

Worth Reading !

The best post I ever came across!!! 

Click HERE Folks!

Friday, April 17, 2009

The thing called . . .

Yes, haven’t been posting much of late, blame the submission spell, not me. Submissions, the inevitable part of engineer’s making!!!

So, there are certain worries that are eating me up since last couple of weeks… 

  1. The thing called Life; dunno where is it heading to, and why.
  2. The thing called F.R.I.E.N.D.S.(the American Sitcom); its eating most of my time of submissions, the upshot of which is my incomplete submission file till the last moment!
  3. The thing called Loneliness; I’m alone since a couple of weeks,(this family where I stay as PG has gone to their native Kolkata)  and as much as I always say that it doesn’t, but loneliness does get the hell out of me!! Not that I’m afraid to stay in this 2bhk apartment, I’m of course not, but the ‘loneliness’ is taking my breath away! “Aunty, Uncle, I miss you, Come soon!!!”
  4. The thing called Responsibility; I have realized that my shoulders aren’t yet strong enough to bear any additional responsibility. Coz these people have gone, the entire flat is mine, Therefore, along with the freedom comes also the responsibility which I hate to accept. Responsibility of managing the house.
  5. The thing called IPL (Indian Premier League); which comes free packed together with our End Sem. Exams (or the other way round)! And I m gonna face a real challenge yet again, a challenge to control myself from watching it (and ofcourse Saurav Ganguly)!
  6. The thing called Captaincy of the Kolkata Knight Riders’; which has been passed on to Brendon McCullum from Saurav Ganguly! This news has taken me to rage against THE THING CALLED COACH OF THE INDIAN CRICKET TEAM!!! Why every coach has to make sure that he removes Saurav Ganguly from under Captain's hat and get a replacement???!!! First Chapell and now Buchanan!!! Both are *ssho***!
  7. The thing called Cooking; as I have to take care of myself since last couple of weeks, I tried my hand at cooking. And mind you, I’m a disaster at it !
  8. The thing called Vacations; Confused as to how to spend the vacations to get the max out of it, this being the last vacations of Engineering. Do CAT classes or a Summer-job.
  9. The thing called Friends; though I’m making new ones and great ones, there lies this little fear and guilt inside me to have lost the older and dearer ones.
  10. The thing called Time; my enemy since the time I came to this world! Its slipping away (since the time I was born)so easily without being made much use of.
  11. The thing called Realization; that Engineering will be over soon and that’d mean being exposed to a greater world now! The Realization that how much friends will be needed in this phase of life where we will all be loaded with a glut of responsibilities.
  12. The thing called Blogging; for which I dunno how much I’ll be able to squeeze out. But I certainly will coz this is something that directs my brain to a focused although for half an hour or so. Coz otherwise, my brain is un-focused!
  13. The thing called ‘The thing called’; ie this post. Its not ending and its making me grumpy and ill-tempered.
Life has become sick and tired of itself. There’s nothing that seems to make me upbeat. Not friends, not family, not nobody!!!

Makes me recollect these lines from a song by Raageshwari, one of my favourites:

Duniya mein chalo akele,
Apne ho armaan,
Apne hisse ki ho dharti,
Apna aasman.

Ambar mein udi hoon main duniya ke..

Are haan, ye duniya, ye duniya badi rasili.

 The lines seem so ideal. IDEAL??? IDEAL is only a word to describe the imaginary state of being called ‘ideal’. What we have in life is REALISM not the IDEALISM/impracticality.

Be it your Thermodynamics or Mechanics or any process or just GODDAMN ANYTHING, Have we ever reached THE IDEAL thing??? NO!

We have always lived a Real life not the Ideal. We have always lived the Approximations not the Accuracies.

Its just there to make us realize that we are not in an IDEAL world. Bloody then why is this word defined, when it doesn’t really exist!!!?? Makes me wonder, why was 0(zero) introduced when that really is the state of non-existence of anything. (But that’s totally a different debate, 0 is essential, I know) 

0 is nothing then why is it defined? Similarly, IDEAL is nothing then why is it defined? Is it to only make us extra-sure of other things that exist???

Maybe yes, coz the entire world is a Relative concept. Nothing in this world is Absolute.

The more I write, the more I realize how complex can be the structure of brain. Its hell in there! My brain is a hell! I started with something, ending with some other thing. Maybe that can make you realize the struggle that my brain is going through these days. Struggle with life and Struggle with ‘the thing called …’ Whatever!!!

 

Goodnight/day!

 

Sunday, April 5, 2009

A Theory or a Metaphor?


This theory/metaphor i'll be talking about is not really theorized/metaphorized by me like i didThe Apparent Speed Theory of Time (A Theory) few weeks ago :) .. I just came across this and  thought to share it. Its called the Frypan Theory! Have you ever looked up at the sky and thought, "Hey! that really looks like a scrambled egg?" Well, some people have. 



The theory is that-
 "The Sky really is a scrambled Egg, and the Yolk? well thats the Sun. God is up in heaven with his little Frypan cooking a scrambled egg.. and darn it,  it's taking a real long time!!! So long in fact that little bacteria are growing in the egg..  hehehe! and guess what!! we're the little bacteria, as we are very clever bacteria we have been rapidily growing and creating our own little city.. which means God's gonna have one hell of a time trying to clean the frypan when he's done with cooking his egg for breakfast. 

So you may ask, well whats the deal with all these natural disasters.. Well, earthquakes are quite obviously God getting impatient and giving the frypan a bit of a shake, as any bloke would.. he's getting hungry!! 

As for fires well sometimes the frypan slips and well a bit of bacteria or bacteria buidings (being us and what we have created being so darn smart and all) catches onto the flame...

 As for tornados, cyclones, volcanoes.. Well these are all just the mysteries of what happens when a guy is desperate for some food, and when will God finally get to eat his breakfast??? Well thats anyones guess... but he is ready for lunch.. he's preheated the oven, which is what we call Mars.. that's why the pathfinder didn't find any intelligent life on Mars, God hasn't put his lunch in the oven yet, he can't till he's done with his Breakfast." 

Quite Metaphorical, innit?? 
But one thing goes unanswered or say, The Drawback of this theory, as it goes is- 
The theory doesn't account for the natural phenomenon of day n night ..
ie visibility of yolk in certain part of bacteria land and not so in remaining part.

Any help on this will be highly appreciated :)
You are free to put up more drawbacks that you reckon or more 'metaphors!'

Goodnight/day!!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

May I have your Attention please ?

Hello Readers,

Check out the "Quote and Word of the day" space (on the right sidebar, below the pencil) for :P obviously, a quote and a word :P hehe!!! I've become quite familiar to this HTML Scripting by now, but my lackadaisical attitude and indifference towards programming, be it any language, will never kinda make me conceptually clear in the programming thingy..

The 'Words' in the "word of the day " are not the dictionary words or any GRE flash card words.. these words come from the English 'Lingo' (read: Lingo) (not language!). So, they can be quite worth noting down. From where do I get them?? I get them from this Newspaper Daily I read. I just felt that it'd be great to share it with all my readers :) ..

Watch out 'the' space for more...

Goodnight/day!!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Metaphorical Tree

When you don’t know about a Tree, tie a Goat to the tree and explain about the Goat!     

that's how we attempt Questions in Engineering exams :P  

Goodnight/day!


Wednesday, April 1, 2009

What’s Next? :D

This idea just popped up in my blog-obsessed brain (Oh, i don’t’ve Brain!) thoughts today. But making it reach to all my friends was a big ‘bugging’ task. You know, convincing 10-15 people needs atleast  about 5 ‘convincing’ SMS per head !! Summing up to 75 SMS !!! meaning around 18.75 to 20 Rs subtracted from balance in a day.. hehe.. (Enough of the Math now!!!) :P

So, I used this 160by2 Free SMS service. Though it sucks, I love it coz it saves my balance :P

Now coming to the crux, Me has come up with this group blogging idea for the first time in my life. Obsessed with the idea for about an hour, I finally resorted to SMSing my friends. After about 2-3 constant hammering by SMSes, my friends, so kind! , agreed to the idea : ) I dunno if they are really keen on it, but right now, as scenario goes, I feel they are ( : unless ofcourse, they are not just saying yes to keep me upbeat : ) Lets see how well it goes.. :)

I, hereby, tag (alphabetically)-Aakanksha                                                                                      Abhishek                                                                                         Aditya          Ameya.K                                                                                         Janhavi                                                                                           Kaiwalya                                                                                     Mandar                                                                                           Neeraj                                                                                 Neha                                                                                               Renuka                                                                                    Satyajit                                                                                          Utkarsh and                                                                                              Me

Will be updating the URL soon on this blog.                                   It’ll be fun!!! Oh, I’m so damn excited !!

Goodnight/day!!!