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Showing posts with label funny thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny thoughts. Show all posts

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Informing about your death !

"The world's tallest building is 508m tall"

I came across this fact when I was just sifting out my all my books n random papers (cupboard of a to-be-engineer is full of Xerox pages, mostly crap). I read the fact again, and my brain resorted to thinking. As follows-

'If you fall from this above mentioned building, will u have enuf time to take out your cell and call your mom to inform her the catastrophe? Or call your the-loved-one and inform him/her that its all over, and say the last 'I love you…' before you hit the ground?'

Analysis:

(every analysis follows assumptions, that I'll key down later)

So,

1. To make this analysis, we need to find out the terminal velocity, I had to stretch my memory lane back to the days at Lakhakar's, plus some phone calls later, it was decided that terminal velocity for human with limbs outstretched is about 55.6m/s. (the amount of research that went into coming up with this blog is enormous. ;)
2. so, the body accelerates to this speed from 0 m/s at 9.8m/s/s (metres per second square), we assume. Time taken to reach terminal velocity from rest turns out to be a shade less than 5.7 seconds. (infamous Newton's Laws of motion)
3. and distance descended during this time is 160.6m, assuming, tho, that you don't hit the sides on your way to death :P
4. total time you take to hit the ground or so to say, to meet death is 5.7 + 6.27 = 11.9seconds.
5. is this time enuf to say, to your loved one, specifically that, "I'm falling from world's tallest building. I love you. Goodbye." -- assuming u speak 3 words per second?

The answer is Yes!

(You can test this one by phoning your loved one from the ground, saying these things, and timing yourself, to check out if it's possible. Ofcourse, do call them back to reassure them)

WARNING: You probably wont have time to text an sms.

Assumptions made:

1. terminal velocity,
2. the value of 'g'=9.8m/s/s,
3. you don't hit the sides on the way down,
4. the number is assigned to some speed dial key, n u press the correct key.
5. you press the key the moment you fall,
6. the recipient receives the phone at the first ring itself. `
7. The network coverage is great. (MOST IMP. ASSUMPTION)

Time it would take to hit the ground if you jump from---

-Eiffel tower(300m) : 7.7s
-Empire state building (381m) : 9.16s
-Mount Everest (8848m) : 2min 42s
-The depth of Mariana Trench(10924m) : 3min 19s

I guess three min is long enuf for death by heart failure than by hitting the ground.

Now, Wonder if Mount Everest and Mariana Trench were next to each other, the depth of fall from Mount Everest into the trench would be about 6mins and distance of about- 19772m.

Hehe!


"Oh shut it, let me sort out my books n arrange the cupboard…" says my brain after exploring those equations and those goddamn values . . .

Goodnight/day.

Friday, February 20, 2009

At Random........

Sorry, My Friendly Blog Readers, I ve been mentally completely bankrupt for quite a while now…..
Call it Emotional Atyachaar…… or Intellectual Bankruptcy……

All these days, not that I didn’t’ve time, just that was too bankrupt on thoughts n ability to think to actually come up with something really interesting ..

Not that I assure u that this post is something interesting, but then waiting for ‘something interesting’ would have made me barmy coz not comin up with something new for so long was making me obsessed too much… with the blog ofcourse…

If you know me, you will know that customarily, the thoughts in my head are processed at Mach 2...
For a change, today, due to my ill health, I actually CAN think slowly enuf n write it down…….So here t goes..

-coldn cough, body aching…
-I HAVE to start studying.. midsems comin up! ;(
-Mite go to BCL (British Council Library) tomorrow.. I should find some good books to read..
-I love my brother so much..
-I'm 21 now...
-IC engines book is in fronta me..Maybe I can switch off the laptop and start reading/studying..
-Naa..Too sick/tired..
-Mom gifted me Reliance netconnect this bday, now I cn easily put up my blogs whenevr I feel like against earlier- when I had to carry it in my pen or usbhdd n goto a cafĂ© n post it… 
love you mom!
-I wish bro was here :(
-I'm 21 this 9th feb onw…. I think I should be more responsible... Responsible? Wats that?
-Got this Sony Cybershot DSC W220, but not really very satisfied with the performance… only good thing about it is it’s 12.1megapixel .. but then that’s not the only judging criterion for digicams!
-Maybe I should just clean my room...Its so messy...
-Naah! Too lazy to get up
-I'm 21..I should grow up and do things on my own.
-Ahhh Im tired...
-Tomorrow is holiday, boring day. Maybe I cn go n buy a bag chiefly for my gadgets, from nearest VIP store ..
-Shall I redo my iTunes library with better songs for iPod??? Maybe sometime later....
-Maybe I should really pick up my book and start studying for a while..

Or Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Good day/night……