A Theory or a Metaphor?

This theory/metaphor i'll be talking about is not really theorized/metaphorized by me like i didThe Apparent Speed Theory of Time (A Theory) few weeks ago :) .. I just came across this and  thought to share it. Its called the Frypan Theory! Have you ever looked up at the sky and thought, "Hey! that really looks like a scrambled egg?" Well, some people have. 

The theory is that-

 "The Sky really is a scrambled Egg, and the Yolk? well thats the Sun. God is up in heaven with his little Frypan cooking a scrambled egg.. and darn it,  it's taking a real long time!!! So long in fact that little bacteria are growing in the egg..  hehehe! and guess what!! we're the little bacteria, as we are very clever bacteria we have been rapidily growing and creating our own little city.. which means God's gonna have one hell of a time trying to clean the frypan when he's done with cooking his egg for breakfast. 

So you may ask, well whats the deal with all these natural disasters.. Well, earthquakes are quite obviously God getting impatient and giving the frypan a bit of a shake, as any bloke would.. he's getting hungry!! 

As for fires well sometimes the frypan slips and well a bit of bacteria or bacteria buidings (being us and what we have created being so darn smart and all) catches onto the flame...

 As for tornados, cyclones, volcanoes.. Well these are all just the mysteries of what happens when a guy is desperate for some food, and when will God finally get to eat his breakfast??? Well thats anyones guess... but he is ready for lunch.. he's preheated the oven, which is what we call Mars.. that's why the pathfinder didn't find any intelligent life on Mars, God hasn't put his lunch in the oven yet, he can't till he's done with his Breakfast." 

Quite Metaphorical, innit?? 

But one thing goes unanswered or say, The Drawback of this theory, as it goes is- 

The theory doesn't account for the natural phenomenon of day n night ..

ie visibility of yolk in certain part of bacteria land and not so in remaining part.

Any help on this will be highly appreciated :)

You are free to put up more drawbacks that you reckon or more 'metaphors!'

Goodnight/day!!